The Little Book of Big Laughs
English
By (author): Donna Goodrich
Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket.
A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
Surgeon: Eve was made from Adams rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.
Architect: Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.
Politician: That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!
Golfer: Id move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.
Caddy: Try heaven. Youve already moved most of the earth!
Mother: I dont think you should marry Henry. Hes a dentist and youre a manicurist.
Daughter: What does that have to do with it?
Mother: Im afraid youll fight tooth and nail.