{"product_id":"what-on-earth-2","title":"What On Earth?","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe much-needed manifesto by the Sanest Politician in the Entire Cosmos, from capping the price of croissants at £1 to taking over Downing Street.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' \u003ci\u003eIndependent\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGreetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and three-time British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Britain.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e It's not that I \u003ci\u003ewant\u003c\/i\u003e to do this - you \u003ci\u003eneed\u003c\/i\u003e me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state. And of all its messed-up nations, the British are particularly deranged. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e I also provide an alien's-visor-view of your past, so that you can learn from past mistakes. This isn't the first potted history of Britain ever to be committed to print, but I can guarantee that compared to any others, mine will be the most accurate. If anyone cares to argue about that, which one of us has had access to a time machine?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e So settle down, grab a beverage, and let's make your planet Count.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin' \u003ci\u003eRory Stewart\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Count Binface is out of this world' Emily Maitlis\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Quercus Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54244559946072,"sku":"9781529431445","price":16.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0278\/1295\/4195\/files\/9781529431445_15f183c7-d4c0-4bd7-80e2-02a02ba19284.jpg?v=1780113669","url":"https:\/\/agendabookshop.com\/products\/what-on-earth-2","provider":"Agenda Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}