{"product_id":"youd-be-surprised","title":"You'd Be Surprised","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlood's runnin' down my face from where this guy's just bust me, my nose feels like it's split in half. Then this dame gets up an' strolls over to me - I reckon I am not lookin' quite so good.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe says: 'Well for cryin' out loud.'\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIs this my big day or is it?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe stands lookin' at me, sippin' champagne. 'So you're a big \"G\" man,' she says. 'Well, personally, if you hadn't got a lot comin' to you I would take a bust at you myself, you lousy, crawlin', gum-shoein' dick. Have a drop of liquor, big boy.' She pours the contents of her glass over my face. It stings like hell, but I'm tellin' you it was good liquor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Murder Room","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54252730384728,"sku":"9781471901485","price":21.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0278\/1295\/4195\/files\/9781471901485.jpg?v=1779854451","url":"https:\/\/agendabookshop.com\/products\/youd-be-surprised","provider":"Agenda Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}