Author: Joe King

What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell which witch is which What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? Y...

What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore! Why do dinosaur parties always go wro...

Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! Filled with wacky pictures throughout. Where do genies go on summer vacation? To lamp ca...

What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell which witch is witch What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You ...

Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He ...

Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter! Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way! How do you get a baby astronaut to sle...

What lights up a stadium? A match! Which athletes are the warmest? Long jumpers! How do footballers stay cool? They play close to the fans! Kids...

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These an...

You'll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes! What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin! What do you cal...

What did the maths teacher order for dessert? Pi. Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying t...