Cat vs Trump: An intelligence test for cats with low self-esteem
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Is your cat smarter than Donald Trump?
Already read The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump? Gobbled up Fire and Fury? Well, how about some Fire and FURRY. It's time to give your cat a pick me up, as we pit its wits against the President...
You know Donald Trump, right? Wobbly orange trumpet on legs? The answer to the question: 'What would the offspring of a Wotsit and a dolphin look like?' Yeah, that guy. Well, he also happens to be the 45th President of the United States of America.
There are many questions to be asked of Trump - did he collude with Russia? Is his hair made from caramelised orangutan farts? More pressing than all of them, though, is this: Is he smarter than your cat?*
There's only one way to find out...
To complete the Cat vs Trump test you will need:
A cat
A pencil
The ability to forget that the world feels like it's on the brink
of nuclear apocalypse for a bit
A reminder of POTUS's biggest gaffes and a genuine cat IQ test all in one, this is the perfect present for cat lovers and Donald detractors alike...
*SPOILER ALERT - NO