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football
football fan
football for kids
football lover
funny
joke book
jokes
Language_English
lionesses
PA=Reprinting
Premier League
Price_€5 to €10
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soccer
softlaunch
womens euros
World Cup
Product details
- ISBN 9781447254614
- Weight: 88g
- Dimensions: 130 x 198mm
- Publication Date: 05 Jun 2014
- Publisher: Pan Macmillan
- Publication City/Country: GB
- Product Form: Paperback
- Language: English
- Age Group: Ages 7-9
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Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around!
With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.
When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.
Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?
The ghoulie, of course
Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?
They both have trouble with the key.
How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.
Jane Eccles loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat. She has illustrated some very funny books including The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes, Football Jokes, and the poetry collection I Love My Mum.
