Halfwit Nation
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Product details
- ISBN 9781845299125
- Weight: 41g
- Publication Date: 30 Oct 2008
- Publisher: Little, Brown Book Group
- Publication City/Country: GB
- Product Form: Paperback
Delivering the stories THEY don't want you to read, including:
• People who know how to fucking park on brink of extinction
• Fat kids to be chased to school by dogs
• Vatican to build huge telescope in hunt for Jesus
• Estate agents will starve to death, says upbeat report
• UK threat level raised to 'Underpants'
• Free bank with every new mobile
• Britain strikes gold in sport no one watches
• Ferguson apologises to premenstrual Reading fans
• Beckham unable to pronounce 'Scientology'
Meanwhile Agony Aunt Petula Soul tackles a diverse range of bizarre sexual problems and astrologer Psychic Bob maps your mystic future ('There's always a chance you'll get something you have been wanting for a long time. But
there's a much bigger chance you won't').
Plus: opinion polls, talking dogs and an absolutely gigantic rat.
'Makes the New Testament look like a lot of insane, voodoo rubbish'
- Rt Rev. Tom Logan, St Clive's, Taunton
