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Product details
- ISBN 9781683695486
- Weight: 198g
- Dimensions: 121 x 159mm
- Publication Date: 03 Dec 2026
- Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
- Publication City/Country: GB
- Product Form: Hardback
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The offbeat, heartfelt, surprisingly profound affirmations you need to keep your feet on the ground and your head attached—no matter what the world throws at you.
I Am Counting My Days (but Just for Fun) is a collection of 200 quirky mantras for whatever you need help with today—some of the weirdest and most wonderful nuggets of positivity and wisdom you’ve never read. Examples include:
- I have legs to stand on and pots to piss in
- I can have any mind I set my mind to
- I can’t stop staring at the bright side
- I’m not putting things off, I’m putting things on
As self-proclaimed podunk princess LoRae Blackmore (a.k.a. Lana Del Redneck) explains: “I’m affirming the shit out of stuff. I’m transcending, manifesting, all that. . . . I belong on Earth. . . . I am good. My hope is that this book will remind you that you’re good too.”
LoRae Blackmore, a.k.a. Lana Del Redneck, is like if a biblically accurate angel and a medieval whore had a baby and then abandoned it in a swamp with an iPhone. Her backwoods roots and big-city branches make for some seasoned ramblings and reflections, sassy and sincere. She writes poetry from the river and whispers her morning affirmations through gritted teeth in the mirror like threats. Or she posts them online for the masses to affirm with her the sick sweet absurdity that is life. After growing up in Canada and living in Vegas and LA, she’s now in rural Washington reassuring the river and the internet that it’s all going to be okay.
