Kim Jong-Fun
For the baby-faced dictator in your life, a guide to throwing shindigs that go off like an intercontinental ballistic missile.
안녕하세요! Please express profound gratitude to Revered Marshall Kim Jong-un, who generously provides boundless wisdom to the people. In this book, he instructs his adoring subjects on how to party down in a one-party state. A good knees-up can lift workers' spirits, taking their minds off political repression, food scarcity and a total lack of free speech. Not that any of those are issues in North Korea, despite what Western propagandists might say.
Kim Jong FUN is the #1 bestselling book in the DPRK! And, coincidentally, the only one you can buy.
Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un has been Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea since 2011, when state media announced him as 'the Great Successor'. He rose to this position despite humble origins as the son of North Korea's ruler, Kim Jong Il, and the grandson of its founder, Kim Il Sung. A leading Marxist theoretician and maker of five-year plans, he is admired by all for his sage governance and feats of physical strength.
Kim lives in the Ryongsong Residence in north-east Pyongyang, with his wife Ri Sol-ju and an unconfirmed number of children. His hobbies include advancing the people's prosperity, bringing US imperialists to heel and Boggle. He has written over a hundred books and is best known in the West for dating Angelina Jolie from 2007 to 2008.