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Author_Maeda Messinpants
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Product details
- ISBN 9781510786875
- Weight: 50g
- Dimensions: 102 x 152mm
- Publication Date: 19 Nov 2026
- Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
- Publication City/Country: US
- Product Form: Paperback
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Ever found yourself in a “crappy” situation with no tissue in sight? Fear not, brave reader — Shart Attack has your backside covered! This cheeky gag gift book is packed with hundreds of gloriously blank pages, perfect for . . . well, you know what.
Crafted with premium ultra-soft (ish) paper, this “novel” offers more relief than a Sunday morning coffee run. It’s the #2 best-seller for anyone who appreciates potty humor, bad decisions, and backup plans.
Whether you keep it on your bathroom shelf as a conversation starter or gift it to that one friend who’s full of it, Shart Attack is guaranteed to make a splash (hopefully not literally).
Warning: Not officially endorsed by plumbers, book clubs, or anyone with good taste.
Crafted with premium ultra-soft (ish) paper, this “novel” offers more relief than a Sunday morning coffee run. It’s the #2 best-seller for anyone who appreciates potty humor, bad decisions, and backup plans.
Whether you keep it on your bathroom shelf as a conversation starter or gift it to that one friend who’s full of it, Shart Attack is guaranteed to make a splash (hopefully not literally).
Warning: Not officially endorsed by plumbers, book clubs, or anyone with good taste.
Maeda Messinpants is a self-proclaimed toilet philosopher and leading expert in “accidental inspiration.” After one too many questionable burrito nights, she found herself pondering life’s deepest questions — mostly while sprinting to the bathroom. From that porcelain epiphany, Shart Attack was born.
When she’s not “dropping” new ideas, Madea enjoys scented candles, double-ply luxury, and pretending to read real books in the restroom for hours. Her previous (unpublished) works include Fifty Shades of Brown and Gone With the Wind… Literally.
When she’s not “dropping” new ideas, Madea enjoys scented candles, double-ply luxury, and pretending to read real books in the restroom for hours. Her previous (unpublished) works include Fifty Shades of Brown and Gone With the Wind… Literally.
