Star Wars Dad Jokes
What kind of stories do Wookiee parents tell at bedtime? Hairy tales.
Why do the warriors of Mandalore leave their helmets on? It's Mandator-ian.
A Jedi Master fights with a lightsaber, but a Jedi father wields the most powerful weapon of all: comedy. Fight the Sith with the knee-slapping, groan-inducing power of these Star Wars-inspired dad jokes or join the dark side and terrorize your family and friends with an army of bad puns. The perfect balance of hokey and wholesome, Star Wars: Dad Jokes is sure to slip through any defenses and have even the most serious of Padawans rolling their eyes.
As Master Yoda might say: Laugh, you must!
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About the Author
Kelly Knox is a Seattle-based writer who contributes to the official websites of franchises like Star Wars, Marvel Comics, and DC Comics, as well as other pop culture sites. Before becoming a writer, Kelly was the MMORPG Star Wars Galaxies community manager. She loves creating original DIY and craft projects for all ages for starwars.com and the Star Wars Kids YouTube channel.
About the Illustrator
Johnny Sampson is an award-winning American cartoonist and illustrator based in Glen Ellyn, Illinois. His clients include Chronicle Books, MAD Magazine, The Stranger, The Reader, The New York Times, Vice Records, and Vienna Beef. He is a proud member of the National Cartoonists Society and is currently serving as the Chicago-Midwest Chapter Chair. When he’s not hunched over a drawing table, he likes playing piano and guitar, and carving around in bowls on his skateboard.