Miserable Mill
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Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently he was living somewhere else. A studied expert in rhetorical analysis Mr Snicket has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans. Lemony Snicket published his first book in 1999 and has not had a good night's sleep since. Mr Snicket is the author of quite a few books all dreadful and has been falsely accused of many crimes all falsely. Once the recipient of several distinguished rewards he is now an escapee of several indistinguishable prisons. He is widely regarded as one of the most difficult children's authors to capture and imprison. There are thirteen books in the A Series of Unfortunate Events which should be avoided at all costs. Until recently he was presumed to be 'presumed dead'. Instead this 'presumed' presumption wasn't disproved not to be incorrect. Most things written about him are not true but this is.