Why Mummys Sloshed: The Bigger the Kids, the Bigger the Drink

I just wanted them to stop wittering at me, eat vegetables without complaining, let me go to the loo in peace and learn to make a decent gin and tonic.  

Mummy has been a wife and mother for so long that shes a little bit lost. And despite her best efforts, her precious moppets still dont know the location of the laundry basket, the difference between being bored and being hungry, or that saying I cant find it Mummy is not the same as actually looking for it!

Amidst the chaos of A-Levels and driving tests, shes doing her best to keep her family afloat, even if everybody is set on drifting off in different directions, and that one of those directions is to make yet another bloody snack. Shes feeling overwhelmed and under appreciated, and the only thing that Mummy knows for sure is that the bigger the kids, the bigger the drink.

Utterlybrilliant
Gill Sims never fails to make me laugh out loud
I fell in love with Gill Sims razor-sharp wit
I just adore this series
Ellen is the single most relatable character in any book
Devastated the series is finished