365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2024: A Daily Dose of Ignorance, Political Doublespeak, Jaw-Dropping Stupidity, and More

This is the beloved, bestselling calendar that features a rich trove of gaffes, malapropisms, and cringey moments from athletes, entertainers, commentators, and, of course, politicians: We need to look at the states, which are lavatories of innovation and democracy.-former Texas governor Rick Perry.

Here are hopelessly mangled metaphors: The cart's out of the barn. You can't put it back in the bottle.-the Daily Beast editor Sam Stein.

Painfully dim sports commentary: It's not easy. That's why it's difficult.-sportscaster Andy Gray. Plus Anti-Disinfectant Wipes and other product labels to give you pause, suspiciously softball game show questions (With which sport is a professional golfer associated?) and dumb questions asked of flight attendants: Where are the lines between the states?

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