Irish Mammy in Your Pocket

''Don''t mind me, I''m only your mother.''

World-renowned for her unique perspective on life, there is no-one quite like the Irish Mammy. From the weather to your choice of clothing the quintessential Irish Mam has something to say on every subject.

''You''re making a holy show of yourself.''

''It''s all fun and games until someone has their eye out.''

''Don''t make me come up there!''

This handy collection of Mammyisms will ensure you are never without an Irish Mammy''s words of wisdom.