Buster''s Blog
English
By (author): Dictated to David Singleton by Buster
Buster's Blurb
The world looks different through the eyes of a cat. Cats have their priorities straight: hunting, fighting, eating, sleeping - these are the things that matter. Human beings look different too, seen with the unblinking gaze of a supersmart feline: more stupid, more pretentious, uglier, funnier. Especially funnier. What other animal is ruled by a pack of braying idiots huddled together in a room with too few seats, and commanded by a little man in a dress who regularly shouts Hors d'oeuvres! even though no one ever gives him any?
What a bunch of morons!
These are the reflections - on life, ethics, politics and ratting of me, Buster.
I have now passed on to a higher plane. It's really boring. You can't kill anything, because everything's already dead.
Not everyone likes cats. These great thoughts will teach them how wrong they are.
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