Made of Stone

There''s bad stuff out there. Folks reckon things like vampires don''t exist, but they does-Jock from the burger van told me. Plus I found an actual one of ''em, sleeping at the time in the back of a hearse I nicked that first morning. That''s how me and Jock got to setting out freeing the world of ''em, using his bag o'' wooden stakes and special bottles of whisky. Course, I knowed that vampires didn''t exist, not when I stopped and done some thinking. And I knowed Jock had mental wossnames, what with his son falling off that roof and him reckoning them immigrants pushed him. It''s just that I didn''t get much time for thinking, not with the coppers on our arse. Jock were off...and me with him. See more