Fifty Shades of Red White and Blue: Maggie Muff Trilogy, Book 1

Meet Maggie Muff, Belfasts newest and most loveable heroine. On a trip to the Bru she meets Mr Red White and Blue (Belfasts answer to Christian Grey). He may look like something out of the Kays catalogue and his arse in those chinos may be amazeballs, but his interests are anything but conventional as his Red Room of Pain makes clear.

So if youre up for a laugh and you arent too prudish, this is the book for you. Alongside Maggie youll meet an amazing cast of characters, including Maggies best friend Big Sally-Ann, Wee Billy Scriven and Sinead the Greener. Prepare to be shocked, outraged and  most of all to laugh your socks off.