The Completely Useless Guide to Christmas

Did you know that Santa used to wear a blue tricorn hat and yellow stockings before he traded it in for his trademark red suit? Did you know that chocolate coins are now available in pound sterling and euro currencies? And did you know that it would be far healthier to eat your vitamin-packed Christmas tree than your chocolate coins - and that artificial Christmas trees were originally made from toilet brushes? That's right, and you heard it here first! See more