''Goanae No Dae That!'': The best of the best of those cricking Scottish sayings!

The Scots have a unique way of communicating their feelings. Their sayings are cheeky, to the point, rude and always funny. Scotlands bestselling humour author is back with his latest collection of hilarious Scottish sayings.

Away an bile yer heid an mak silly soup!
If you dont behave ahll pawn ye an sell the ticket.
That wans in everything but the Co-operative windae!
If ah had your money ah wid burn ma ain.
Yeve goat a heid oan ye like a stair-heid.
The gemmes a bogie.
Yer cruisin fur a bruisin.
Ahm that hungry ah could eat a scabbie-heided horse.
Castor oil cures everythin but a widden leg.
Wan minute yer a peacock an the next yer a feather duster.
Yer talkin mince withoot a tattie in sight.
Lang may yer lum reek, an may a wee moose never leave yer kitchen press wi a tear in its ee.
Yer herrs mingin, hingin an clingin.

From the infallible wisdom of the Glesca Granny, to the hilarious patter of larger-than-life conductress Big Aggie MacDonald, Allan Morrison has a sharp eye and a silver tongue when it comes to observational humour.SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY on Haud Ma Chips, Ahve Drapped the Wean!